I was catching up on the 30-some pages of MLIA that have cropped up since I last ::ahem:: "indulged", and in doing so I discovered a New Favorite Quote:
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
They come from ahead and they come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
Thank you, Dr. Seuss, for teaching children around the world the importance of self-defense.
I leave now, to procure a bat.
Love Is Not Provoked,